Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Year's Resolutions...

... are silly and unworthy of the thought required to dream them up--
so here are mine:

--start smoking
--gain 50 pounds
--drink lots of alcohol
--stop exercising
--get a job instead of traveling

And, since all resolutions are made to be broken, I resolve to break all of these very early in 2008 (within seconds, in fact!)

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