Enough said!

• The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
• How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.
• The one who snores always falls asleep first.
• To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.
• Experience is something you too often acquire just after you need it.
• Nothing is impossible to the boss who doesn’t have to do it himself.
• When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
• You can always spot a well-informed man because his views mirror yours.
• Tact is often a euphemism for lie.
• Squirrels are fortunate. There is no lack of nuts in the world.
• Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.
• Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.
• Amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.
• Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Often it comes alone.