Have a laugh!

Just heard some jokes on the Kathy & Judy radio show:

An elderly gentleman was sitting on a mall bench staring at a teen with tall spiked hair colored red, green, yellow, and orange. After a while, the teen, noting the stares, glared at the old man and said, "Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, he replied, "Yup, sure did. Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Was just wondering if you were my offspring."

A driver stopped at a red light was rear-ended. He got out and watched a very short man get out of the other car. The little man put his hands on his hips and yelled, 'I'm not happy! I'm not happy!"
"Well, which one are you," he replied.

A chicken and an egg were laying in bed. The chicken rolled over, lit up a cigarette, and let out a contented sigh. The egg disgustedly said, "Guess that answers the question."

Grandma was bathing her young grandson when he grasped his testicles and asked her, "Are these my brains?" She replied with a smile, "Not yet."