Are you getting old?

Your answers to the following may help you determine if you're no longer a kid:

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You are proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and isn't breaking any laws.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you ?"

You send money to PBS.

You know what the word "equity" means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

Or you look like one of these: