Senior Citizens on a Date

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking: 


Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." 


Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a 
gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me such beautiful flowers! Then he took me 
downstairs to a limousine with uniformed chauffeur. Then he took me out for a marvelous dinner of lobster, champagne, 
dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show. Let me tell you, 
Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! Then back in my apartment, he turned into an absolute ANIMAL. He went completely crazy, tore off my expensive new dress, and had his way with me two times!" 



Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you're telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" 



Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, you better wear an old dress!"