Points to Ponder #13:

• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• Why do doctors leave the room while you undress for a physical exam when they're going to see you naked anyway?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
• The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
• How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.
• The one who snores always falls asleep first.
• Embrace every hard-earned facial line and wrinkle, for each testifies to having lived a rich emotional existence.
• Say and do as you wish with one exception – do not complain about aging for it confers stature and wisdom.