- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
- There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever, and I am a nutritional overachiever
- I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done than something you haven't.
- The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there is only one other choice!
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday and consider how you probably messed that up!"
Adventure is not outside man, but within, for you cannot cross the sea by simply staring at the water.
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