Worthy Quotes #19

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner

Those who can, do. Those who understand, teach.
-- unknown

Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
--Mark Twain

Love is a chemical reaction that makes you stupid.
--Pete Grisaffe

If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral.
--Gregory Nunn

Don't let grass grow on the path of friendship.
--Native American saying

True heroism is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
--Arthur Ashe

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
--P. G. Wodehouse

By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
-- Charles H. Spurgeon

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor

Refrain from doing what you hate in others.
--Frank Lee Lloyd