Points to Ponder #19

• Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

• Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
• Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
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The second mouse gets the cheese.
• Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain Dance.
• A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
• If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
• Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
• Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
• You can’t follow your dreams if you’re still asleep.
• It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.