Worthy Quotes #28

It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong.
-- Warren Buffett

Don't ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it's often been said that money won't make you happy, and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, it's a lovely thing to have around the house.
-- Groucho Marx

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's; she changes it more often.
-- Oliver Herford

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
-- Oscar Wilde

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
-- Michael Pritchard

I want to be all used up when I die.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
-- Aldous Huxley

Honest criticism is hard to take -- especially when it comes from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
--Steven Wright

Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.
-- Cicero