More Points to Ponder

• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. I am a nutritional overachiever.
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.