• Living in the past or living for the future costs you the present.
• No one is ever out of work when he minds his own business.
• Instant gratification takes too long.
• Age is the price we pay for experience.
• Today everyone has one day less, and joy is the only thing that slows the clock.
• Anger is only one letter short of danger.
• Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, and small minds discuss people.
• Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
• Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
• Remember: Amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels oh so good.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever, and I am a nutritional overachiever
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show
• A joy shared is a joy doubled, and a suffering shared is a suffering halved.
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