Thursday, December 31, 2009

AARP Award

I happened upon the AARP site recently and discovered they had chosen this blog as one of special note back in July, 2008. I vaguely recall responding to their request for submissions of blogs from members, but they never notified me that mine was deemed to have a high level of creativity and innovation. Click to enlarge this photo...

Monday, December 28, 2009

Winter Wonderland Woods

Our group of retirees snowshoed two hours today in Deer Grove Forest Preserve, enjoying the solitude and magnificent scenery...

Then it was off to Billy's for breakfast and more conversation. We leave for warmer climes soon, so it was nice to get out and enjoy the snow with good friends before we make our escape from winter!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Importance of Priorities

This is a repeat post from two-plus years ago, but the importance of priorities in life deserves repetition, especially at this time of year.

Two glasses of wine and the mayo jar...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle and 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things: your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full."

He paused, then added: "The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car."

He looked around the room and then said, "The sand is everything else; the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you."

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. Do one more run down the ski slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend." (source unknown)


Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas Eve 2009

The house was in readiness as everyone joined us in Wauconda for the annual family get-together -- a gathering which has been occurring for seven decades in our extended family...

The kids were all abuzz with excitement, awaiting the presents they knew were forthcoming...

...but first a delicious meal of turkey, stuffed shells, mashed and sweet potatoes, and lots of side dishes for the 20 who were able to attend tonight...

...and then down to the party room for the annual grab-bag and then the gift exchange...

...followed by our traditional Christmas carol sing, led by cousin Norman on the keyboard...

Here's some camcorder footage to please all our relatives unable to join us, or to give others a flavor of our brand of celebrating...

It was another wonderful family celebration of the greatest gift mankind has received -- the birth of our Saviour, Jesus!

More photos of the evening are available for viewing and downloading here.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Worthy Quotes #27

Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as the sun declines.
-- Edward Young

Don't cry cause it's over, smile because it happened.
--Dr Seuss

Life itself is the proper binge.
--Julia Child

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
-- Winston Churchill

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain

Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody

You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West

A woman need only know one man well in order to understand all men, whereas a man may know all women and not understand one of them.
-- Helen Rowland

I want to die young at an advanced age.
-- Max Lerner

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

M&M at her finest...

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Gaither Homecoming 2009 Christmas Tour

...was presented in northwest suburban Chicago Saturday evening. As usual, it was more a poignant worship experience than mere concert -- uplifting as it entertained, its message strong and clear and vibrant -- and a wonderful prep for the Christmas season. Photos were tough to take in the huge, dark Sears Centre, but here are a few that sort of turned out.

Below is Kevin Williams, the fantastic guitar player for the Gaither Band, who also provides regular comic relief as he banters with the endearing, laid-back, and supremely talented Bill Gaither, mastermind of these musical extravaganzas. The first photo was the concert intro, before the house lights went out.

Though most seats are far from the stage, the three huge screens give close-ups of the performers and the sound system is fantastic. And we were actually much closer than we had been at the larger Orlando, Florida, "Lovin' Life" Homecoming concert back in February which I reported on here.

The audience was given blue LED lights upon entrance to the arena, and they received a lot of use as seen below (click to enlarge)...

One of my favorite groups, The Isaacs, are talented singers as well as instrumentalists, and they are acapella singers extraordinaire. Yes, they are a family -- mom, brother, and sisters. Here they are joined by the versatile Buddy Greene who excels with guitar, harmonica, and voice.

A highlight was the two stirring performances by tenor David Phelps, the magnificent Nessun Dorma, and the finale, O Holy Night...

I recommend you attend a performance, or if merely curious, check your TV listings, for many of the previous concerts are shown regularly on PBS and religious channels. Tickets are reasonably priced at only $30 and $40. DVDs and CDs are available at

Monday, December 21, 2009

Pre-Christmas Christmas

Since Scott and Sarah are driving to Tennessee for Christmas to celebrate with her parents and sister and their new-born nephew, they will miss our family's usual Christmas Eve dinner and gift exchange, so we had them over yesterday for an early Christmas. Ellen prepared a delicious red snapper meal with all the trimmings...

... and her new cockatiel, BB, was a hit with everyone...

The gift exchange provided all with stuff they had wished for, so all gifts were the "perfect" ones...

We'll miss them Thursday night at my place as 20+ relatives gather as our extended family of cousins has gathered for over 7 decades, but it was nice to get together with them today. Merry Christmas to everyone, and I hope all of you are able to enjoy the festivities with their your ones.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009

When Hell Freezes Over

The following claims to be a question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet. This attribution has been debunked by, which shows its origins arise from a scientific article authored in the 1920s and adapted over the decades -- but nonetheless, I find it clever and humorous and present it here.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities: 1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, and thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


Friday, December 18, 2009

If We Had Global Warming (in Minnesota)

Nice tongue-in-cheek song...

(At least I think they have their tongues in their cheeks!)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Advent Conspiracy

Advent Conspiracy is an international movement attempting to end the scandal of Christmas and substitute compassion for consumption. Giving away water is a major goal of theirs -- water wells in under-developed areas of our world.

For more info, go here.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

No nativity scene in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capitol this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Visiting Mom

Ellen and I visited Mom today. She's getting around much better after her hip surgery and rehab, and she's elated to be back in her own place, back with her friends, and getting back to her regular routine.

Thanks to all who sent cards, visited, and called her.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

NICE Meeting

Today was the bimonthly meeting of our local Elderhostel/Exploritas Alumni group, the Northern Illinois Chapter of Exploritas. The busyness of the holiday season cut our attendance to just 5 regulars, but we had an enjoyable get-together, as Phyllis showed us her photos from her Adventures Afloat Elderhostel trip to seven Grecian Islands in August...

Then I showed movies of our two New England Elderhostel trips in August and September, both of which are available online: Kayaking, Canoeing, and Rafting the Delaware Water Gap in Pennsylvania's Pocono Mountains...

...and sailing on the windjammer Angelique on Penobscot Bay out of Camden, Maine...

We then adjourned to Hillcrest Restaurant for a tasty meal...

Friday, December 11, 2009

A Merry Christmas (via an oldie-but-goodie)

The stop-motion animated short HARDROCK, COCO AND JOE: THE THREE LITTLE DWARFS (1951) has been a Yuletide favorite on Chicago television since it first aired on WBKB-TV back in 1952. It was also released to the home-movie market by Castle Films. (This film is in Public Domain.)


And read about Castle Films in the book CASTLE FILMS: A HOBBYIST'S GUIDE available from iUniverse at

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The World's Shortest Books

1. Home Built Airplanes by John Denver

2. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton

3. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan

4. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates

5. Things I Wouldn't Do for Money by Dennis Rodman

6. America's Most Popular Lawyers

7. All the Men I've Loved by Ellen DeGeneres

8. Everything Men Understand About Women

9. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

10. Spotted Owl Recipes by the Sierra Club

11. The Amish Phone Directory

12. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O. J. Simpson

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Party at Koldons

Last night was the annual post-concert Christmas party at the Koldon's lovely home. Here are our president, Fred, and tenor Nick and director Nick...

Edie, Helen, and Jim chuckle at Helen's antics...

Pianist Tara poses with Natalie, Karen, and our hostess, Barb...

Annmarie, Patti, Pat, and Juel smile for us...

Glynda, Pat, and Elaine enjoy the heat of the fireplace warming their backs as they eat...

Then following dinner, we adjourned to the living room for conversation and to view the DVD of our performance...

Thanks to the Koldons for opening their home for another Village Singers party!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Christmas Concert by the Village Singers of Lake Zurich

This weekend featured two performances of the annual Christmas concert by the Village Singers of Lake Zurich, which I've been a member of for 9 years.

This video presents brief highlights from all 16 songs from our 2009 Christmas Concert...

Saturday, December 5, 2009

IRTA Luncheon

Thursday was another wonderful meal and good conversation with former colleagues as our local unit of the Illinois Retired Teachers Association held its annual holiday luncheon. Here are our former and present presidents, Doris and Len...

Friday, December 4, 2009

Hiking Crabtree

Today, only Len and I of our group were available for our usual hike, so we enjoyed the snow-covered trail in Crabtree Nature Center all by ourselves. In fact, we never saw anyone else during the hike...

...though we did see a few birds and a bunch of chubby squirrels, one of which was trying to hide from us on a tree limb, but when we stopped and pointed at him, it scurried down and away through the underbrush. A tasty breakfast at Egg Harbor in Barrington rounded out the morning excursion.

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

The following has been incorrectly attributed to Bill Gates, Ann Landers, Kurt Vonnegut, and Paul Harvey, but in fact is the work of author Charles J. Sykes.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life hasn't. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you "find yourself." Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Rule 12: Enjoy your childhood while you can. Sure parents can be a pain, school's a bother, and life can be depressing, but some day you'll realize how wonderful it was to be a kid. Maybe you should start now!

You're welcome!

If you can read this - Thank a teacher!

If you are reading this in English - Thank a Veteran!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Village Singers of Lake Zurich Christmas Concert 2009

Here's a brief video preview of our upcoming Christmas Concert -- Joy to the World! -- to be held Saturday, December 5th at 7pm, and Sunday, December 6th 3 pm, at Alpine Church in Lake Zurich...

Come join us this weekend! For more info, go here.