Thursday, December 10, 2009

The World's Shortest Books

1. Home Built Airplanes by John Denver

2. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton

3. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan

4. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates

5. Things I Wouldn't Do for Money by Dennis Rodman

6. America's Most Popular Lawyers

7. All the Men I've Loved by Ellen DeGeneres

8. Everything Men Understand About Women

9. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

10. Spotted Owl Recipes by the Sierra Club

11. The Amish Phone Directory

12. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O. J. Simpson


Goldenrod said...

Oh, lawdy lawdy! I'm just going to have to link this one, Chuck. Original with you, I trust?

Chuck said...

Nope -- from a mass email a long time ago, though I did revise and edit a bit. (I save stuff for future use so no one remembers it!)

Tammy said...

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!