Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Political Correctness -- part 2

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseeans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "hillbillies" but rather as 

Furthermore, women can no longer be referred to as a "babe" or "chick" but as a "breasted-American." Similarly, they are not to be called "easy" but "horizontally accessible" and not said to have "been around" but "a previously enjoyed companion." And women do not "nag" but are "verbally repetitive" and are not "two-bit hookers" but "low cost providers."

And lest you declare me a chauvinistic pig, please recall that I did a companion piece first regarding men posted here.

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