Political Correctness




HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:



1. He does not have a “BEER GUT,” he has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”

2. He is not a “BAD DANCER,” he is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”

3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME,” he “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.”

4. He is not “BALDING,” he is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”

5. He does not act like a ”TOTAL ASS,” he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.”

6. It isn’t his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants, it’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”