Tuesday, September 30, 2008

More Points to Ponder

  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever, and I am a nutritional overachiever
  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
  • It's better to regret something you HAVE done than something you haven't.
  • The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there is only one other choice!
  • Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday and consider how you probably messed that up!"

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