More Points to Ponder

• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever, and I am a nutritional overachiever
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done than something you haven't.
• The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there is only one other choice!
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday and consider how you probably messed that up!"