Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Points to Ponder #19

  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
  • Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
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The second mouse gets the cheese.
  • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain Dance.
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
  • Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
  • Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
  • You can’t follow your dreams if you’re still asleep.
  • It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.


2 comments:

Scott said...

Did you photograph this clock in the gift shop at the Art Institute, or did you steal the photo from Ken when he posted it??

Goldenrod said...

LOVE this post, Chuck! Many of these quotes I had not seen. :):)