Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Church Signs #13

In my driving trips across all 50 states, I often spot clever, amusing, and thought-provoking signs in front of churches of all denominations, and long ago I began jotting them down. I'll gradually post them here for your entertainment and edification.

  1. Jesus’ Valentine message: Yours forever.
  2. Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.
  3. Affected by life? Take 2 tablets given to Moses.
  4. If you need help, ask God. If not, thank God.
  5. You can’t fall when you kneel.
  6. Cast nets, not stones.
  7. How will you spend eternity – in smoking or non-smoking?
  8. Where God guides, God provides.
  9. Don’t dig up in doubt what you plant in faith.
  10. Don’t give God what is left – give what is right.
  11. Unlike socks, may your faith and actions match.
  12. Under same management for over 2000 years.
  13. Redemption: God’s recycling plan.
  14. Need a sign from God? How about this one?
  15. All TV is educational. What are your kids learning?

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