More Points to Ponder

• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
• Your imagination has a job to do. Allow it.
• Living your dreams trumps dreaming.
• Impressing others should not dictate lifestyle.
• What disease did cured ham actually have?