Points to Ponder #11:

• Always look for the elegance in simplicity.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
• Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
• Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your ass?
• If you are driving a car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?
• The best remedy for greed is generosity.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?