Sunday, March 30, 2008

Chuch Signs #4

In my driving trips across all 50 states, I often spot clever, amusing, and thought-provoking signs in front of churches of all denominations, and long ago I began jotting them down. I'll gradually post them here for your entertainment and edification.

1. Make your eternal reservations now – smoking or non-smoking?
2. Seeking a new look? We have faith lifts.
3. Will the road you’re on get you to my place? Love, God
4. Prayer will put backbone where your wishbone is.
5. If God is your copilot, switch seats.
6. Exercise daily – walk with the Lord.
7. Forbidden fruits create many jams.
8. Lent is a time to fill the potholes of life.
9. God’s retirement benefits are out of this world.
10. God grades on the cross, not on the curve.

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