When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your 'Tush tomorrow .
He who toots his own horn plays in a very small band!
Sincerity is everything. Once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.
The shortest pencil is better than the longest memory.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. They have never forgotten it.
It is what it is. It ain’t what it ain’t. Don’t make it what it isn’t.
No horse gets anywhere until it is harnessed.
Going after a target in the urinal makes the time whiz by.
Old age and treachery will always win over youth and skill.
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