- The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
- How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.
- The one who snores always falls asleep first.
- To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.
- Experience is something you too often acquire just after you need it.
- Nothing is impossible to the boss who doesn’t have to do it himself.
- When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
- You can always spot a well-informed man because his views mirror yours.
- Tact is often a euphemism for lie.
- Squirrels are fortunate. There is no lack of nuts in the world.
- Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.
- Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.
- Amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.
- Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Often it comes alone.
Adventure is not outside man, but within, for you cannot cross the sea by simply staring at the water.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Enough said!
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