Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Enough said!



  • The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
  • How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.
  • The one who snores always falls asleep first.
  • To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.
  • Experience is something you too often acquire just after you need it.
  • Nothing is impossible to the boss who doesn’t have to do it himself.
  • When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
  • You can always spot a well-informed man because his views mirror yours.
  • Tact is often a euphemism for lie.
  • Squirrels are fortunate. There is no lack of nuts in the world.
  • Sit at the feet of the master long enough and they start to smell.
  • Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.
  • Amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.
  • Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Often it comes alone.

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